Let it be known. Economists are like douche bags with the accuracy of your local meteorologist attempting to predict tomorrow’s weather forecast. So inevitably and as a consumer that can think on your own, the choice is yours…

Some of you may be asking, what is the purpose of an economist? We actually question the same thing and as we have stated above, they are sometimes necessary, as are douche bags to neutralize offending orders, which in this case is the popular mindset.

So can an economist gage the future outcome of any economic situation? No, and frankly they are a waste of any financial asset. Like most of the world, you are better off playing the lottery than to listen to these people.

Are you serious? You are relating an economist to a douche bag. Yep. And they are. No matter what the level of education, these people are no more accurate than your local meteorologist is in predicting the weather.

We need a little more information please. Glad you asked, we will take our precious time to reveal the real economic douche bags. Here at greengostar, we will canvas the education sector, financial sector, and government sector in an effort to showcase its stars. And if you are lucky, we may even apply our double cool algorithm against famous text for some fun with word frequency.  

Face it, and if you are an officially branded economist reading this – get your head out wherever it is and do us all a favor and quit your job and go back to school. This is and will be your time, so we will let it shine.